Here is my list of things that could kill/maim you here in Oz.
A is for Ants - They are EVERYWHERE
B is for Blowfish - dont let it sting you
C is for crocodiles
E is for Emus - They WILL get you
F is for Frogs - dont touch them
G is for great white shark
H is for heat - 45degrees
I is for insects there all out to get you
J is for Jelly fish
K is for Killer bess.....KILLER BEES
L is for lisards
M Magpies - known to attack people
N Nighlife - If you thought the day was bad...
O the outback, everything there will get you
P parties - people here party hard
Q Quokkas - dont ask
R Redback spider
S my favorite Snakes, sharks, spiders the sun
T Trees.....thats right even the trees are out to get you
U UV rays (sorry I know this is a lame one U is hard alright!!)
V Venom - everything and its mother is poisonous here
W waves - MASSIVE
X xenomorphs..........
Z .....................................god damn You Z
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Zebra Finch probably the most beautiful deadly little bird known to man. His beak can cut through flesh and bone, it has even been known to cut through small armored vehicles.
ReplyDeleteAh yes but is it native to Oz?
ReplyDeleteyes it is native also known as mice with wings as they breed like mice
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