Redman rage

A few simple steps to make a red man rage.

1. Get him up early
2. Make it rain really, really hard.
3. Make him walk in the rain to a packed tram
4. Make the tram late.
5. When he gets off the tram surround him by people moving really slowly
6. Make him work in a really shitty uniform thats 10 sizes too big for him
7. Make him run EVERWHERE
8. When he gets his break make sure all the food is gone
9. Make him finish early when he is getting saturday rates
10. Make him walk in the rain again
11. Fill a train with extremely drunk people and put Redman in the middle
12. Stop the train for about 15 minutes 3 meters away from his station.
13. Make the drunk people talk to him about how much money they have to waste on horses
14. Make him walk in the rain......again
15. Finally when he looks in his cubard ensure he has already eaten everything he had.

Rage

How to make him happy

1. Feed him

Thats it. Maybe give him gifts.....and tell him hes hansom.......and clever.